About Me

Have you ever met a man,
So clever as I am,
Who could rhyme just as well as I can?

Did you ever see a guy,
any handsomer than I?
who could make the ladies sigh, like I can?

Just wait till you see,
How amazing I can be:
For you've never met anyone so fantastic as me.


Let it never be said,
That it gets to my head;
I'm not smug at all, I'm just better.