Have you ever met a man,
So clever as I am,
Who could rhyme just as well as I can?
Did you ever see a guy,
any handsomer than I?
who could make the ladies sigh, like I can?
Just wait till you see,
How amazing I can be:
For you've never met anyone so fantastic as me.
But,
Let it never be said,
That it gets to my head;
I'm not smug at all, I'm just better.
