10 October 2010

The loopy old man

that loopy old man that lives just down the road
he has sammon for dinner and breakfasts on toad.
he has seven green cats which dont have a name,
and a gigantic blue dog thats compleatly insane

now if you go to his house, outside it you'll find,
a teapot door knock that'll just blow your mind;
its fixed on his post-box which is also his door,
and beside it, his garrage, containing a boar.

now its said the old chap wasnt always this way
it all happend back on that fatefull day
He was doing his taxes, as tell you he will,
when by some fluke, he divided by nill

little did he know the trouble this would cause
'cause if you sucseed, and the answer is yours
They say that the universe can do funny things
Like blow up your calculator with the sound of bell rings

Now the poor guy has to live out his life
With green cats and a dog, instead of a wife
a teapot door-knock and a postbox front door
and in his garage, a smelly old boar

According to the file's date created, I wrote this on the 31st of may 2009.


  1. Cheers :)

    Haha i think i will leave it as is... to keep the rustic feel of ms notepad where it was written :P


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